just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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