As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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