Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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