This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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