What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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