doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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