I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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