That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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