Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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