well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
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