Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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