I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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