So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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