I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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