dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I need a burrito and a hug.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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