Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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