Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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