matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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