she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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