He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
I enjoy the company of your penis
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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