Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
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