Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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