why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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