Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
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