So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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