I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
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