So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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