Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
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