Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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