Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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