Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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