i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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