love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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