All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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