She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
she smelled like a LAN party
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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