Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Randomize
