that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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