Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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