I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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