look no pants
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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