It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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