Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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