I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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