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That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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