i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
