Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Randomize
