your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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