youre lurking in front of me
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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