I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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