awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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