he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
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