fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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